Isabel says what??

Ok so so far I've been pretty bad with the blogging in 2011 but here's a small tidbit


After bathtime and Daddy is carrying her out to get dressed.
Him "Ooh you are a heavy Isabel. How much longer do I have to carry you for?"
Her "Oh about 16 years."

Her "Mama..Joaquin is standing on his toy again!!"
Me "Oh no, what are we going to do with him?"
Her "I don't know. Keep him I guess. He is pretty cute."

Eating some chips in the car and I say no more and tell her there are no more chips left and stash the half empty bag by my feet
Her "Can we please have some more?"
Me "Nope there's no more left"
Her immediately "Let me see the bag"
Moe starts to crack up
Me showing her a little corner "see it's empty"
Her "Let me see the whole bag"
Moe laughing pretty hard by now
Me keeping the bag in the the plastic bag holds it "see-oh look Isabel cows"
And chips forgotten

Isabel pretending to have a yard sale and is selling me my cell phone
Me "So how much is this phone"
Her "6 mom dollars"
Me "Ok here you go"
Her "thank you bye" goes and puts the money in her imaginary box
Me "hey wait a minute, this phone doesn't work, I want my money back"
Her "oh I'm sorry I already put the money away, no returns"

I come with my new glasses on. Isabel notices them right away, in fact she was the ONLY one who did notice them (hint hint)
Her "Hey where are your other glasses mama?"
Me "I had to get new ones"
Her "But I like the old ones better"
Me "well I couldn't see anymore with those so I had to get new ones"
Her "But I don't like these ones"
Me "isabel that's not very nice to say."
Her "Ok"
Me "Just tell mama that you like her glasses and that I look nice"
Her "siiiggghhh" huge eye roll and she walks away